you never thought you'd be so scared in your life, did you?
well yes. you knew this son of a bitch little manwhoring troublemaker would be back to dA >.<
and you were certainly right.
except you were wrong when you assumed he'd be PREGGO holy shits no, i'm not poppin a baby outta there O.o

no seriously, i'm kinda drunk on redbull right now, so try to bear with me....
i'm losing my stupid accent, thank GAWD!! i still wish i had a deeper voice, so people wouldn't assume my balls haven't dropped

ima bitchslap you, fag....
...not with THAT hair, you won't! *snap*snap*snap*snap*

i'm sick and tired of women. all they want is penis. penis penis penis penis penis.
girls say guys only want sex, boobs, pussy and ass. but if you hooked up her brain to a computer, the screen would display: penispenispenispenispenisvibratorpenispenispenisOMGthatguyhasafatwalletpenispenispenispenisskankyoustolemymanpenis
and so on, so forth.

gagh, screw that. but no, i'm not gay.
i want a girl who wants derek for derek, not derek for derek big penis.
no srsly, biatch.

i want a cheeseburger.
no i dont.
i want se7en to hump ma leeeeg.
yeah.
but i dont wanna touch his chaunchburger.... xD
mmkay, maybe i do.
you dont get it?
HOFASHO, mothafucka



sorry.

i'm good now.
i think.


MMKAY send me a notes, cuz i'm bored and starting to fall into a bedrücktheit... ._.

but anyway, i love you guys. </3