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About Me Member Deviously Annoying Derek Nimmesy17/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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I'm baaaaaack (:

Thu Jul 16, 2009, 7:25 PM
  • Mood: Depressed
  • Listening to: pieces- blink182
  • Eating: cinnamon gum
  • Drinking: coke
you never thought you'd be so scared in your life, did you?
well yes. you knew this son of a bitch little manwhoring troublemaker would be back to dA >.<
and you were certainly right.
except you were wrong when you assumed he'd be PREGGO :O holy shits no, i'm not poppin a baby outta there O.o

no seriously, i'm kinda drunk on redbull right now, so try to bear with me....
i'm losing my stupid accent, thank GAWD!! i still wish i had a deeper voice, so people wouldn't assume my balls haven't dropped :|

ima bitchslap you, fag....
...not with THAT hair, you won't! *snap*snap*snap*snap*

i'm sick and tired of women. all they want is penis. penis penis penis penis penis.
girls say guys only want sex, boobs, pussy and ass. but if you hooked up her brain to a computer, the screen would display: penispenispenispenispenisvibratorpenispenispenisOMGthatguyhasafatwalletpenispenispenispenisskankyoustolemymanpenis
and so on, so forth.

gagh, screw that. but no, i'm not gay. :|
i want a girl who wants derek for derek, not derek for derek big penis.
no srsly, biatch.

i want a cheeseburger.
no i dont.
i want se7en to hump ma leeeeg.
yeah.
but i dont wanna touch his chaunchburger.... xD
mmkay, maybe i do.
you dont get it?
HOFASHO, mothafucka



sorry.

i'm good now.
i think.


MMKAY send me a notes, cuz i'm bored and starting to fall into a bedrücktheit... ._.

but anyway, i love you guys. </3

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i love her, and she loves me.
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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: STALKER x.x
  • Favourite band or musician: My Chem, S.O.A.D, HIM, a7x, and some Tokio Hotel is ok too
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Metal
  • Favourite poet or writer: Brian Jacques
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Favourite game: KingdomHeartsII
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii, Playstation, 360
  • Personal Quote: Lies, Lies, We tell too many, we hear too many, we see too many... We tell them, then wish them away
  • Tools of the Trade: A keyboard, and a little music for inspiration

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Comments


:iconcrimsonmaverick:
<3 Omg, you are so cuuuuuuute!
Le stalkage!

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:iconporkbellylover:
wow! you are cute! there's another cutie like you by the name of Aki. I'm sure both of you would get along great!
:icondeepenoughtodrown:
You really are the prettiest man ever, lol

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:iconemeliea:
Thank you so much for the fav :hug:

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:iconrehias-shadow:
You. Are the prettiest man I have ever met.

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:iconkingoflostsouls33:
wow.... really? thank you so much hunny :hug:

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:iconrehias-shadow:
You are so damn pretty. And yes really. ^^ :hug:

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Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. . And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard or maybe it has already begun. -KH
:iconrehias-shadow:
Thanks for the fav by the way :)

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Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. . And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard or maybe it has already begun. -KH
:iconrehias-shadow:
Wait. I'm so confused D: Sorry

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Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. . And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard or maybe it has already begun. -KH

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